Shipping policy

We aim to be as fast as a caffeinated cheetah on roller skates when it comes to shipping. Your order will be on its way within 2 business days. If you're in the U.S., our standard shipping will get your goodies to you in 3-5 days, or if you're in a super hurry, we offer express shipping that'll teleport to your doorstep in just 2 days (U.S. domestic orders only, sorry intergalactic shoppers).

But wait, there's a catch! Orders placed after noon Eastern time will be sent on a time-traveling journey to the next day. And please, no military addresses or PO Boxes trying to bend the space-time continuum for a 2-day delivery; they'll have to be patient.